Tragedy Is A Close-up; Comedy, A Long

I Was Mad At The Time, Or I Would Never Have Done The Thing.

Charlie Chaplin And I Would Have A Friendly Contest: Who Could Do The Feature Film With The Least Subtitles?

All My Life I Have Been Happiest When The Folks Watching Me Said To Each Other, `look At The Poor Dope, Wilya?

I Gotta Do Some Sad Scenes. Why, I Never Tried To Make Anybody Cry In My Life! And I Go `round All The Time Dolled Up In Kippie Clothes-wear Everything But A Corset...can`t Stub My Toe In This Picture Nor Anything! Just Imagine Having To Play-act All The Time Without Ever Getting Hit With Anything!

If One More Person Tells Me This Is Just Like Old Times, I Swear I'll Jump Out The Window.