Tomorrow's Just Your Future Yesterday.

It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober Than Drunk. Who Knew?

Sometimes My Pathology Just Spills Out Into The Camera Doesn't It?

Every Year There's A Jury At The Cannes Film Festival. Getting On The Jury Is Very Competitive In France. Not Because The French Love Cinema, But Because They Love To Judge.

There Is No Thanksgiving Back In The Old Country Where I Come From. You Know Why? Because Being Thankful Is A Sin.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.