Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

Just To Be Clear, Ray Rice Was Not Fired For Beating His Wife. He Was Fired Because A Video Of Him Beating His Wife Was Released.

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?

You'd Got A Baseball Game, Or A Football Game, Basketball Game, "usa! Usa! Usa!" Hey, Calm Down! Got A Little German On It, Don't You Think?