Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About

I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

For Me, Anything Goes When I Pick Up A Mike. I'm Not Trying To Hurt People - I Try Not To Get Too Personal - But I Look At Myself As A Reporter. If You Can Report On Anything That Has To Do With Pop Culture, Then Why Can't I Make Jokes About It? Yes, It Hurts. But I Figure That Laughter Sometimes Starts From Pain. You Might Wince, But Then I Know That I'm Doing My Job. The Only Thing I Can Do Wrong Is Not Be Funny.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.