Together, We Can Make A U.s. Department

I Wish I Had Fair Justification For Not Being As Informed As I Should Be, But I Don't.

I Was 3-years-old - To This Day It Is A Vivid Memory. My Family And I Were On A Boat, Catching Fish. As One Fish Was Caught, He Was Writhing, Then He Was Thrown Against The Side Of The Boat. You Couldn't Disguise What It Was. This Was What We Did To Animals To Eat Them. The Animal Went From A Living, Vibrant Creature Fighting For Life To A Violent Death. I Recognized It, As Did My Brothers And Sisters.

I Don't Know Why I Always Get To Play These Guys Who Have Few Redeeming Features. But Don't Knock It. Villains Are Much More Fun.

I Enjoy Humour More Than Anything, I Don't Really Sit Around Banging My Head And Crying All The Time.

I've Never Made $20 Million. I'm Scared. I Don't Know If You Gave Me The Ring If I Could Carry It And Bring It To Ozamorph, Or Whatever You Call It.