Today You Are You! That Is Truer

Don't Grumble! Don't Stew! Some Critters Are Much-much, Oh, Ever So Much-much So Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

I Like Nonsense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells. Fantasy Is A Necessary Ingredient In Living, It's A Way Of Looking At Life Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope. Which Is What I Do, And That Enables You To Laugh At Life's Realities.

People Are Weird. When We Find Someone With Weirdness That Is Compatible With Ours, We Team Up And Call It Love.

I Get All My Ideas In Switzerland Near The Forka Pass. There Is A Little Town Called Gletch, And Two Thousand Feet Up Above Gletch There Is A Smaller Hamlet Called Über Gletch. I Go There On The Fourth Of August Every Summer To Get My Cuckoo Clock Fixed. While The Cuckoo Is In The Hospital, I Wander Around And Talk To The People In The Streets. They Are Very Strange People, And I Get My Ideas From Them.

Horton, The Kangaroo Has Sent Vlad!' Vlad? I Know Two Vlads. One Is A Cute Little Bunny That Brings Me Cookies. The Other Is Bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which One Do You Think?' Bad Vlad?' Good Call.