Today Our Problem Is Not Making Miracles,

We Know That They Cannot Bear Their Share Of The Taxes To Help Pay For Their Education. And Unless Those Children Get A Good Education We Know That They Become Dropouts And They Become Delinquents And They Become Taxeaters Instead Of Taxpayers. We Know That They Will Join The Unemployed. That Is Why We Put Top Priority On Breaking The Vicious Cycle That Today Threatens The Future Of 5 Million Children In This Great Land Of Opportunity Which We Talk About So Much.

Jerry Ford Is So Dumb He Can't Fart And Chew Gum At The Same Time.

Jack Was Out Kissing Babies While I Was Out Passing Bills. Someone Had To Tend The Store.

We Still Seek No Wider War.

Men Who Have Worked Together To Reach The Stars Are Not Likely To Descend Together Into The Depths Of War And Desolation.