Today Mitt Romney Is 68 Years Old.

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Howard Dean Was Endorsed By Former Vice President Al Gore And Now He Is Getting Advice From Al Gore. And I'm Thinking, Who Better To Give Advice Than The Guy Who Couldn't Even Get Elected With The Most Votes?

Herman Cain Said, Starting Today, If You Buy Into His 9-9-9 Plan, He'll Throw In A Free 32-ounce Soda.

How Many People Saw Arnold's Speech Last Night? I Haven't Seen That Many Kennedys In One Place Since Their Last Trial.

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!