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Iraq Began Destroying Those Missiles They Don't Have Over The Weekend. See, President Bush May Be The Smartest Military President In History. First, He Gets Iraq To Destroy All Of Their Own Weapons. Then He Declares War.

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Today Is Valentine's Day - Or, As Men Like To Call It, Extortion Day!

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