Today I Didn't Even Have To Even

America Eats Its Youth Like Reptiles...educat E Yourself Before They Dumb You Down.

Anything That Got To Do With A Pig, I Ain't Eatin'.

My Wife Keeps Me Sharp. You Know, She Ain't Going To Let Me Get Comfortable With This "ice Cube" Stuff.

Should I Peel A Cap Or Should I Let Him Survive?

I Don't Know What's My First Real Memory. When You're Little, You're Always Looking Forward To Days That Are Special, Like Christmas, Birthdays, The Fourth Of July, And Family Gatherings. But I Can't Pinpoint My Earliest Memory.