Today Couture Has To Be Expensive, But

Don't Dress To Kill, Dress To Survive.

People In Magazines Are 50% Bimbo And 50% Pregnant Women.

Nothing Makes You Look Older Than Attempting To Look Young. You Can Fool Anyone, Apart From The Young. The Worst Are The Lip Operations. There Are People Who Have It Done And I Don't Recognise Them Afterwards. They Look Like They Flew Through The Windscreen During A Car Accident And Were Patched Up Badly Afterwards.

When I Was A Child, My Mother Always Told Me That You Could Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night And Be Deathly Sick, So You Always Have To Be Impeccable. I Laugh About It Now, But I Think Everyone Should Go To Bed Like They Have A Date At The Door.

If You Throw Money Out Of The Window Throw It Out With Joy. Don’t Say: 'one Shouldn't Do That' - That Is Bourgeois.