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Valentine's Day Money-saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th.

A New Survey Indicates That Obama Supporters Love Iphones. So If You Have An Iphone, Chances Are You Are Going To Be Supporting President Obama. In A Related Story, If You Support Governor Chris Christie From New Jersey, Chances Are You Love Ihop.

In A Recent Interview, Howard Dean Admitted That He Used To Drink And Smoke Pot. So, Now All He Needs To Put Him Over The Top Is A Sex Scandal.

Do You Know What I'm Going To Do When I Retire? I Hope To Become The New Face Of Scientology.

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.