To Understand How You Live, To Live.

I Just Went And Got An Agent Because I Thought I Can Create My Own World - You Can't Right Your Own Life, But You Can Escape To A World Where You Can Have Control.

Not Only Was It Nearly Impossible To Hear Because Of These Huge Rubber Ears We Had To Wear, But We Also Had These Huge Furry Hands Which Were Absolutely Useless, Especially If You Had To Scratch Yourself.

People Say, "you're Still Breast-feeding, That's So Generous". Generous, No! It Gives Me Boobs And It Takes My Thighs Away! It's Sort Of Like Natural Liposuction. I'd Carry On Breast-feeding For The Rest Of My Life If I Could.

His Mouth Is A No-go Area. It's Like Kissing The Berlin Wall.

I've Got Tourette's, Practically. I'll Tell Anyone Anything.