To The World, You Are America.

I Always Work On The Theory That The Audience Will Believe You Best If You Believe Yourself.

One Way Or Another, If You're Persistent, Fortune Always Smiles On You.

I Think Narcotics And Alcohol, And Even Tobacco Are Enormously Costly Ingredients In Our Society.

Clergymen Tend To Be Unreliable And Pompous Figures. Seldom Jewish Rabbis, Less Often Catholic Priests, But Protestant Ministers Tend To Be... Not Really Very Admirable. Not Necessarily Evil, But Silly. And Wrong, Of Course.

I've Come To Feel Very Strongly, Not As A Joke, That If You Appoint A Committee Of More Than Four People, Their Efficiency Starts To Deteriorate.