To Shipbrokers, Coal Was Black Gold.

Candy Is Dandy But Liqueur Is Quicker.

The Alexander Technique Works... I Recommend It Enthusiastically To Anyone Who Has Neck Pains Or Back Pain.

Unless You Have Been To Boarding-school When You Are Very Young, It Is Absolutely Impossible To Appreciate The Delights Of Living At Home.

And Don’t Worry About The Bits You Can’t Understand. Sit Back And Allow The Words To Wash Around You, Like Music.

Of Course They're Real People. They're Oompa-loompas...imported Direct From Loompaland...and Oh What A Terrible Country It Is! Nothing But Thick Jungles Infested By The Most Dangerous Beasts In The World - Hornswogglers And Snozzwangers And Those Terrible Wicked Whangdoodles. A Whangdoodle Would Eat Ten Oompa-loompas For Breakfast And Come Galloping Back For A Second Helping.