To Put Failure Behind You, Face Up

Depending Upon Shock Tactics Is Easy, Whereas Writing A Good Play Is Difficult. Pubic Hair Is No Substitute For Wit.

Britain, Which In The Years Immediately Before This War Was Rapidly Losing Such Democratic Virtues As It Possessed, Is Now Being Bombed And Burned Into Democracy.

In A Matriarchy Men Should Be Encouraged To Take It Easy, For Most Women Prefer Live Husbands To Blocks Of Shares And Seats On The Board.

One Of The Delights Beyond The Grasp Of Youth Is That Of Not Going. Not To Have An Invitation For The Dance, The Party, The Picnic, The Excursion Is To Be Diminished. To Have An Invitation And Then Not To Be Able To Go -- Oh Cursed Spite! Now I Do Not Care The Rottenest Fig Whether I Receive An Invitation Or Not. After Years Of Illusion, I Finally Decided I Was Missing Nothing By Not Going. I No Longer Care Whether I Am Missing Anything Or Not.

If You Are A Genius, You'll Make Your Own Rules, But If Not - And The Odds Are Against It - Go To Your Desk No Matter What Your Mood, Face The Icy Challenge Of The Paper - Write.