Nothing Wilts Faster Than A Laurel Rested

Pathetic Earthlings... There's Not Enough Makeup In The Universe To Cover Those Hideous, Age-ravaged Potato Sacks That You Call Faces.

We Treat Our People Like Royalty. If You Honor And Serve The People Who Work For You, They Will Honor And Serve You.

The Greatest Pollution Problem We Face Today Is Negativity. Eliminate The Negative Attitude And Believe You Can Do Anything. Replace 'if I Can, I Hope, Maybe' With 'i Can, I Will, I Must.

What's Interesting About Subscribing To A Life Of Giving Is That You Become Addicted.

You Can Eat An Elephant One Bit At A Time.