To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form

As For Kissing On The First Date, You Should Never Date Someone Whom You Would Not Wish To Kiss Immediately.

Love Has The Power To Rescue Us And Not Let Go, Otherwise It Isn't Love

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

To Choose Norm Coleman Over Walter Mondale Is Like Going To A Great Steakhouse And Ordering The Tuna Sandwich.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.