To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form

My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.

The Audience Is Invisible And That's Good. Somewhere My Voice Is Drifting Through A Swine Barn And The Sound Of It Seems To Perk Up The Sows' Appetite. Or A Lady Is Listening On Headphones As She Jogs Along A Beach, Running To My Cadence. Or A Dog Sits In Front Of The Radio, Head Cocked, And The Sibilants Excite Him In Some Mysterious Way. A Dog's Humorist, That's Me.

Not Everyone Has A Life's Work. Some People Simply Have A Life.

Majestic Doesn't Appeal To Us. We [americans] Like The Grand Canyon Better With Clarence And Arlene Parked In Front Of It, Smiling.

Wal-mart Is Going In And Slaughtering [small Towns] Just As We Once Killed The Buffalo.