To Me, The Most Enjoyable Part Is

Your Biggest Opponent Isn't The Other Guy. It's Human Nature.

You Remember When You Were A Kid Growing Up, And Believed In Santa Claus? There's Not Much Difference Between Santa Claus And Me Today, You Know. We're Two Overweight Lovable Guys That Kids Really Enjoy.

When I First Started Coaching, One Of The Worst Things That I Think I Heard Was 'it Will Be O.k.' I Would Wonder, 'how The Hell Is It Going To Be O.k.?' The Worst Word In The English Language Is 'hope.'

As Coaches We Talk About Two Things: Offense And Defense. There Is A Third Phase We Neglect, Which Is More Important. It's Conversion From Offense To Defense And Defense To Offense.

Discipline Is Knowing What To Do. Knowing When To Do It. Doing It To The Best Of Your Abilities. Doing It That Way Every Single Time.