To Me, In A Perfect World, You

I Usually Don't Mind Movies That People Think Go Overboard Because That's What Art Is All About. Art Is About Pushing Us And Making Us Examine Ourselves.

I Remember Wishing There Was Snow In L.a. And How Jealous We Used To Get Of Those Christmas Specials With Kids Playing In The Snow.

Nobody I Know Got Killed In South Central La. Today Was A Good Day.

There's Rumors In The Twittersphere. If I Find Out That Any Of My Officer Is Giving Out Drug And Alcohol I Send Their Ass To Prison With A Snorkel Duct-taped To Their Mouth And Me S***ing Down That Snorkel

I'm A Good Counter Comedian. I Can Just Work It Off With Looks, Or Have Something Crazy To Say Back. That Works For Me.