To Me Arthur And James Bond Aren't

I Read The Script [ Of 'steve Jobs' Movie ], And It Was Very, Very Good. I Wasn't Sure They Would Want Me To Be In The Movie, But I Auditioned For It. Which I Hadn't Done In A Few Years. But I Had Auditioned In The Previous Few Years For Another Movie That I Did Not Get The Part. And So My Track Record Wasn't Good. But I Really Wanted To Audition Because I Was Worried That I Was Going To Blow It, And I Wanted It To Be On Them For Choosing Me.

Maybe It's Just L.a., But [high School Girls] Look Like Men, Like They Would Have Kids And S - T.

Just Always Be Extremely Respectful, Was Something That Was Drilled Into Me, Which I Think Probably Prevented Me From Having Sex For A Good Seven Years Longer Than It Should Have.

It's Much More Painful To Bomb In Front Of A Group Of Yours Peers Than It Is To Not Win. Tons Of Assholes Ain't Winning Awards, But Only One Guy Will Be Bombing. So, That's Much More Nerve-wracking.

I Remember, When I Was An Up-and-coming Comic, How Annoyed I Would Be When The Famous Guys Would Show Up And Just Take Everyone's Spots.