To Lengthen Thy Life, Lessen Thy Meals.

He That Lives Well, Is Learned Enough.

When You're Testing To See How Deep Water Is, Never Use Two Feet.

If You, Do What You Should Not, You Must Bear What You Would Not.

When Men Differ In Opinion, Both Sides Ought Equally To Have The Advantage Of Being Heard By The Public; When Truth And Error Have Fair Play, The Former Is Always An Overmatch For The Latter.

Twas Noah Who First Planted The Vine And Mended His Morals By Drinking Its Wine.