[to Her Host Upon Leaving A Party:]

From The Happy Expression On Their Faces You Might Have Supposed That They Welcomed The War. I Have Met With Men Who Loved Stamps, And Stones, And Snakes, But I Could Not Imagine Any Man Loving War.

His Modesty Amounts To Deformity.

He's Very Clever, But Sometimes His Brains Go To His Head.

The Bible Tells Us To Forgive Our Enemies, Not Our Friends

What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered America, That He Ever Mentioned It.