To Hell With Facts! We Need Stories.

Because He Knows You Have To Laugh At The Things That Hurt You Just To Keep Yourself In Balance, Just To Keep The World From Running You Plumb Crazy. He Knows There's A Painful Side; He Knows My Thumb Smarts And His Girlfriend Has A Bruised Breast And The Doctor Is Losing His Glasses, But He Won't Let The Pain Blot Out The Humor No More'n He'll Let The Humor Blot Out The Pain.

If This Glorious Birth To Death Hassle Is The Only Hassle We Are Ever To Have ..if Our Grand Exhilarating Fight Of Life Is Such A Tragically Short Little Scrap Anyway,compared To The Eons Of Rounds Before And After-then Why Should One Want To Relinquish Even A Few Precious Seconds Of It?

There've Been A Lot More People Hurt On Astro-turf Than Grass.

The Secret Of Being A Top-notch Con Man Is Being Able To Know What The Mark Wants, And How To Make Him Think He's Getting It.

I Used To Think We Were Going To Win In The '60s. Nixon Went Out And I Thought We Won.