To Gain A Reputation For Virtue, Grieve

Self-esteem Is Not Based On Itself.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Melancholy Is As Seductive As Ecstasy.

It's No Good Being Exclusive If Nobody Wants In.