To Err Is Human, To Repent Divine;

It Is Foolish To Lay Out Money For The Purchase Of Repentance.

Life's Tragedy Is That We Get Old Too Soon And Wise Too Late.

Is There Anything Men Take More Pains About Than To Render Themselves Unhappy?

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

A Bargain Is Something You Have To Find A Use For Once You Have Bought It.