To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To

I Keep Joking That I'm In Jason Reitman Film School, Because I Keep Asking Him Questions Every Single Day About Directing And I Have A List Of Things That He's Told Me To Do And Not Do And I Definitely Couldn't Learn From A Better Person.

I Hear That 5 O'clock Whistle In My Mind Like Fred Flintstone And I Have To Stop. I'm Also Not Much Of A Morning Writer. I Have A Sweet Spot From About 11am To 4pm. But I Really Work During That Time.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

I Wrote A Screenplay For A 'sweet Valley High' Adaptation, And It's Really Amazing To Me How Many Women Who Are My Age Have Responded To The Idea And Are Excited About The Movie.