To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!

I Usually Try Not To Think About Actors While Writing, Because The Odds Of Those Stars Aligning And You Getting Those Specific People Are So Rare.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

In The Past, I'll Admit, I've Enjoyed Being Compared To The Protagonists In My Screenplays.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.