To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

The Past Goes Right On Pulling Me Apart, Though I Can Scarcely Remember The People Or The Issues.

Early Every Morning An Old Woman Goes To The Market To Curse A Grocery Clerk, Who Curses Back.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.

Passion Cooks. Reason Cleans.