To Be The World Champion In 1981

I Love The Military. They Don’t Get Nearly Enough Credit For All The Hard Work They Do To Protect Us, Keep Us In A Safe Place So We Can Enjoy Ourselves Every Day.

We Used To Wrestle Every Night, 385 Times A Year. For Ten Years. 365 Days. Never Had Any Holidays Off, Ever. Holidays Were Always Two-day Venues. Two Event Venues. Afternoon And Night.

People Think It’s Hard To Travel To The Airports. 9/11 Has Made Our Travel Difficult, With The Security Laws And That. As Far As Comparing What We Do To Driving 3,000 Miles A Week, Making Fifty Bucks A Night, Sometimes One Hundred Bucks A Night, It’s A Lot Different. Guaranteed Contracts, First Class Air Fare, Hilton Hotels In London, Champaign. Waddaya Want? What More Could You Ask For!

Space Mountain May Be The Oldest Ride In The Park, But It Has The Longest Line.

The Guy Who Could Be Me, But He Knows When To Draw The Line, Is John Cena. John Cena Can Rock 'n' Roll, Let Me Tell You.