To Be The World Champion In 1981

Space Mountain May Be The Oldest Ride In The Park, But It Has The Longest Line.

I Enjoyed My Time As Raw Co-owner. Actually I Got Beat More! I Got Beat Up A Lot As Co-owner But It Was Ok.

We Used To Wrestle Every Night, 385 Times A Year. For Ten Years. 365 Days. Never Had Any Holidays Off, Ever. Holidays Were Always Two-day Venues. Two Event Venues. Afternoon And Night.

I Was Always A Fan But Me And Kevin Pattero, He Was A Friend Of Mine Who Trained For The Olympic Games In 1972… He And I Became Very Close Friends And Roommates And I Kind Of Rode His Coattails Into The Business.

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!