To Be Successful In Writing, Use Short

Ezra Was Right Half The Time, And When He Was Wrong, He Was So Wrong You Were Never In Any Doubt About It.

I Have A Rotten Habit Of Picturing The Bedroom Scenes Of My Friends.

There Were Many Words That You Could Not Stand To Hear And Finally Only The Names Of Places Had Dignity. Abstract Words Such As Glory, Honor, Courage, Or Hallow Were Obscene.

Remember Everything Is Right Until It's Wrong. You'll Know When It's Wrong.

My Training Was Never To Drink After Dinner Nor Before I Wrote Nor While I Was Writing.