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[i Spent] Much Of My Time Reminding Matt Groening That I Really Need To Be A Head In A Jar On Futurama.

Adult Helplessness Destroys Children. Or It Forces Them To Become Tiny Adults Of Their Own.

The Best Way To Show People True Things Is From A Direction That They Had Not Imagined The Truth Coming.

If I'm Writing A Novel, I'll Probably Get Up In The Morning, Do Email, Perhaps Blog, Deal With Emergencies, And Then Be Off Novel-writing Around 1.00pm And Stop Around 6.00pm. And I'll Be Writing In Longhand, A Safe Distance From My Computer. If I'm Not Writing A Novel, There Is No Schedule, And Scripts And Introductions And Whatnot Can Find Themselves Being Written At Any Time And On Anything.

I Am Amiable. Vague. Puzzled. Messy-haired.