To Avoid Eye Contact, Kiss.

Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

When Poets Go Off The Boil, They Sound Like Bumble Bees; When Critics Do, They Sound Like Sewing Machines.

Either Offer Me Something I Really Like, Or Stop Trying To Tempt Me.

Giving Out Crowns To Everyone Will Not Make A Nation Of Kings.

Advice Is More Agreeable In The Mouth Than In The Ear.