To Avoid Discord, Never Put Two Wise

Lonely People Keep Up A Ceaseless Flow Of Commentary On Themselves.

Beware Of Wallflowers. They Expect To Have Everything Done For Them.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.

Procrastination Makes Easy Things Hard, Hard Things Harder.

The Greater The Privilege, The More Hidden The Arrogance. The Emperor Of China Need Not Exist.