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If A Woman Is Really Injured By Her Marriage, She Should Sue Under The Employer Liability Act. She Should Claim Damages--not Alimony.

Habits Of Thought Persist Through The Centuries; And While A Healthy Brain May Reject The Doctrine It No Longer Believes, It Will Continue To Feel The Same Sentiments Formerly Associated With That Doctrine.

So When The Great Word "mother!" Rang Once More, I Saw At Last Its Meaning And Its Place; Not The Blind Passion Of The Brooding Past, But Mother -- The World's Mother -- Come At Last, To Love As She Had Never Loved Before -- To Feed And Guard And Teach The Human Race.

For Men Obsessed With Women's Underwear, A Course In Washing, Ironing And Mending Is Recommended.

I Used To Lie Awake As A Child And Get More Entertainment And Terror Out Of Blank Walls And Plain Furniture Than Most Children Could Find In A Toy-store.