To Assess The Intelligence Of A Committee,

Death Isn't Funny." "then Why Are There So Many Jokes About Death? Jill, With Us — Us Humans — Death Is So Sad That We Must Laugh At It.

No Storyteller Has Been Able To Dream Up Anything As Fantastically Unlikely As What Really Does Happen In This Mad Universe.

Paymasters Come In Only Two Sizes: One Sort Shows You Where The Book Says That You Can't Have What You've Got Coming To You; The Second Sort Digs Through The Book Until He Finds A Paragraph That Lets You Have What You Need Even If You Don't Rate It.

Sex Should Be Friendly. Otherwise Stick To Mechanical Toys; It's More Sanitary.

I Woke Up In Bed With A Man And A Cat. The Man Was A Stranger; The Cat Was Not