Tis A Well Spent Penny That Saves

For Over 1,700 Years, The Jews Have Been Bewailing Their Sad Fate In That They Have Been Exiled From Their Homeland, As They Call Palestine. But Gentlemen, Did The World Give It To Them In Fee Simple, They Would At Once Find Some Reason For Not Returning. Why? Because They Are Vampires, And Vampires Do Not Live On Vampires. They Cannot Live Only Among Themselves. They Must Subsist On Christians And Other People Not Of Their Race.

Great Talkers Should Be Cropt, For They've No Need Of Ears.

How Can Any Action Be Meritorious Of Praise Or Dispraise, Reward Or Punishment, When The Natural Principle Of Self-love Is The Only And The Irresistible Motive To It?

We Constantly Change The World, Even By Our Inaction. Therefore, Let Us Change It Responsibly.

The Thrifty Maxim Of The Wary Dutch, Is To Save All The Money They Can Touch