Time Off From The News Is Always

There's That Great Bill Hicks Line - The Comedian - Where He Says, "are You Proud To Be An American?" "i Don't Know. It's Just Where My Parents Had Sex."

There's Something Melancholy About Professors Because They're Chronically Abandoned. They Form These Lovely Relationships With Students And Then The Students Leave And The Professors Stay The Same. It's Like They're Chronically Abandoned.

I Distinguish Sentiment From Sentimentality. Sentimentality Makes Your Skin Crawl. It's Like Too Much Sugar. But, Sentiment Is A Great Feeling.

I Have Really Good Female Friends. I've Never Bought The Whole Men-and-women-can't-be-friends Thing. I Think That's Sort Of Nonsense.

In College, You're Kind Of Designing Who You Want To Be. And I Wanted To Be A Big Reader.