Time Is The Stuff Of Which Life

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

I Am A Total Me, Me, Me Person.

The Calla Lilies Are In Bloom Again. Such A Strange Flower—suitable To Any Occasion. I Carried Them On My Wedding Day, And Now I Place Them Here In Memory Of Something That Has Died.

Acting Is The Most Minor Of Gifts. After All, Shirley Temple Could Do It When She Was Four.