Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

Life... Is Like A Grapefruit. Well, It's Sort Of Orangey-yellow And Dimpled On The Outside, Wet And Squidgy In The Middle. It's Got Pips Inside, Too. Oh, And Some People Have Half A One For Breakfast.

The Simple Truth Is That Interstellar Distances Will Not Fit Into The Human Imagination.

How Do You Know You're Having Fun If There's No One Watching You Have It?

The World Wide Web Is The Only Thing I Know Of Whose Shortened Form Takes Three Times Longer To Say Than What It's Short For.

The More Susan Waited, The More The Doorbell Didn't Ring. Or The Phone.