Tide Comes In, Tide Goes Out, You

My Tact Is That You Don't Change The Definition Of Marriage For One Group, Homosexuals, Because You Have To Change It For All The Groups. So You Don't Do It, Particularly If People In California Vote On It, Don't Want It, They Think That The Heterosexuality Is A Societal Stabilizer.

It's Just As Much A Stretch To Believe In God As It Is To Be An Atheist

You Want To Have Two Guys Making Out In Front Of Your 4-year-old? It's Ok With Them. A Guy Smoking A Joint, Blowing The Smoke Into Your Little Kid's Face? Ok With Them. And I'm Not Exaggerating Here. This Is Exactly What The Secular Movement Stands For.

That's My Advice To All Homosexuals, Whether They're In The Boy Scouts, Or In The Army Or In High School: Shut Up, Don't Tell Anybody What You Do, Your Life Will Be A Lot Easier.

George W. Bush Cannot Out-talk Al Gore. Period. Mr. Gore Thinks Faster On His Feet And Is Much More Verbal. So If That Is The Criteria, Gore Won The Debate. But If That Is The Criteria, Don Rickles Should Be President.