Thrift, Thrift, Horatio! The Funeral Bak'd Meats

Thou Hast Seen A Farmer's Dog Bark At A Beggar? And The Creature Run From The Cur. There Thou Mightst Behold The Great Image Of Authority-a Dog's Obeyed In Office.

Have More Than Thou Showest, Speak Less Than Thou Knowest, Lend Less Than Thou Owest.

Friendship Is Constant In All Other Things, Save In The Office And Affairs Of Love.

Heaven Take My Soul, And England Keep My Bones!

Eternity Was In Our Lips And Eyes.