Thou Wert My Guide, Philosopher, And Friend.

Dogs, Ye Have Had Your Day!

The Greatest Advantage I Know Of Being Thought A Wit By The World Is, That It Gives One The Greater Freedom Of Playing The Fool.

One Science Only Will One Genius Fit; So Vast Is Art, So Narrow Human Wit.

Satire Or Sense, Alas! Can Sporus Feel? Who Breaks A Butterfly Upon A Wheel?

They Dream In Courtship, But In Wedlock Wake.