Those That Vow The Most Are The

Many A Wretch Has Rid On A Hurdle Who Has Done Less Mischief Than Utterers Of Forged Tales, Coiners Of Scandal, And Clippers Of Reputation.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.

An Oyster May Be Crossed In Love.

We Will Not Anticipate The Past; So Mind, Young People,-our Retrospection Will Be All To The Future.

An Unforgiving Eye, And A Damned Disinheriting Countenance!