This Toast Feels Raw. Is It Safe

The Movie Was Kickass, Which Was Appropriate, Because Tonight It Was Called Kickass: The Movie.

This Knowledge Sits In My Heart, Heavy As A Paperweight.

I Will Love You If I Never See You Again, And I Will Love You If I See You Every Tuesday.

Or Why You Are Wearing A Picture Of Santa Clause On You Shirts, But-” “it’s Herman Melville.

It Is Not Very Polite To Interrupt A Person, Of Course, But Sometimes If The Person Is Very Unpleasant You Can Hardly Stop Yourself.