This Sounds Crazy, But I Know So

September 11th Was A Moment When America Had The Sympathy Of The World.

Right Now Everything Is Pumped Up. Cars Look Like Someone Took An Air Pump And Pumped Them Up. They Look Engorged. Lips Pumped Up, Breasts Pumped Up, Everything Is Pumped Up. And It's Also Kind Of Off-putting. It's Sexual But In Such A Hard Way That It's, For Me, Not Sexual At All. Whereas The 1970s, Breasts Were Smaller. People Were Not Wearing Bras. Farrah Fawcett's Sexuality And Sensuality Was A Very Touchable Sexuality. She Was Kissable. She Was Friendly.

A Good Trick As You Get Older Is To Get A Thick Pair Of Glasses That Have A Dark Frame. Everything Else Can Droop And Slide But That Pair Of Dark Glasses Stays Sharp And Crisp. Look At Cary Grant. Look At Vidal Sassoon.

Fashion Is Ruthless The Way Every Three Months You Have To Think About Everything All Over Again.

I Went To A Fashion Show, And This Silver-haired Guy Was Staring At Me With These Piercing Water-blue Eyes. It Scared Me Because I Absolutely Saw And Knew My Entire Future.