This Is The Golden Age Of Grotesque.

Stop Praying. Start Thinking.

I've Started To Think That Maybe I Wouldn't Mind Passing My Demented Genius On To Some Small Thing Who Can Set Fire And Breathe Profanity.

They'll Just Cut Our Wrists Like Cheap Coupons And Say That Death Was On Sale Today.

I Just Don't Like When There's A Rumor That Says I'm Dating Someone Who Is Below My Standards. But When I Got Divorced, My Ex-wife Said I Was Spending All My Time With Lindsay Lohan And Angelina Jolie. I Was Like, 'thank You For The Big Ups!'

What Happens Someday If More People Own My Record Than The Bible? That Will Make Me God Because A Lot More People Believe In Me Than Him? Because It's Just About Popularity. There Are Plenty Of People In The World How Have Never Heard Of Jesus, While America Takes Him For Granted.