This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists

A Cruise Ship Is A Floating Town Of Lazy People.

We'd All Be Alot Happier If We'd Stop Assuming We're Supposed To Be Happy.

A Child Can Educate Just About Anybody.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

... And People Are To March Around The Church To Commemorate The Event, Palm Sunday, When Jesus Rode Into Jerusalem And Was Greeted With Applause And With Palms. People Thought He Had Come To Overthrow The Romans, But ... No ... He Had Come To Change Them ... And That Led To Things Turning Bad.