This Is One Of The Defining Sorrows

People Like What They Like. They're Gonna Do What They're Gonna Do.

This Is One Of The Defining Sorrows Of Books: That We Cannot See One Another.

Any Time You Try To Create An Internet Meme, Automatic Fail. That's Like The Worst Thing You Can Do.

First Of All, I Wish I Could Grow A Beard.

Well, I Always Had This Desire To Celebrate And Somehow Be A Part Of Things That I Thought Were Really Great.