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Jesus Christ—who, As It Turns Out, Was Born Of A Virgin, Cheated Death, And Rose Bodily Into The Heavens—can Now Be Eaten In The Form Of A Cracker

Take A Moment To Reflect Upon The Existence Of The Musical The Book Of Mormon. Now Imagine The Security Precautions That Would Be Required To Stage A Similar Production About Islam. The Project Is Unimaginable—not Only In Beirut, Baghdad, Or Jerusalem, But In New York City.

Science Is The Most Durable And Nondivisive Way Of Thinking About The Human Circumstance. It Transcends Cultural, National, And Political Boundaries. You Don't Have American Science Versus Canadian Science Versus Japanese Science.

The Problem Is Not That Religious People Are Stupid. It's Not That Religious Fundamentalists Are Stupid. I Happen To Think That You Can Be So Well Educated That You Can Build A Nuclear Bomb, And Still Get--and Still Believe That You Will Get The 72 Virgins In Paradise--that Is The Problem. The Problem Is That--religion--because It Has Been Sheltered From Criticism As It Has Been--allows People--perfectly Sane, Perfectly Intelligent People--to Believe En Masse, What Only Idiots Or Lunatics Could Believe In Isolation.

Either God Can Do Nothing To Stop Catastrophes Like This, Or He Doesn't Care To, Or He Doesn't Exist. God Is Either Impotent, Evil, Or Imaginary. Take Your Pick, And Choose Wisely.