This Individual Does Not Know Where Initiative

Now My Mother, Interestingly Enough, Was Not A Feminist In Her Own Mind.

One Of My Degrees Was A Science Degree In Biology.

I Like The Beatles, Of Course, But That's When I Grew Up.

Sometimes I Wonder How Normal Normal People Are, And I Wonder That Most In The Grocery Store.

Empress Of The Universe Would Be Way Too Much Work. I'd Have To Wear Fancy Clothes, Probably Including Lady Shoes With Pointed Toes, And Could No Longer Slouch Into The Study In Pjs And Slippers. Someone Would (avert!) Straighten My Desk. Someone Would Reorganize My Yarn Stash...in Fact, They'd Assign Someone Else To Knit My Socks, Thus Depriving Me Of An Excuse To Rest My Brain While Pretending To Accomplish Something Useful.