This I Believe: I Believe There Is

Don't Waste Too Much Time Wishing, Hoping, And Being Envious; It'll Make You Bugnutty.

If I Were Trying To Avoid Embarrassment, I Wouldn't Have Stumbled My Way Through 'dancing With The Stars.'

The Medium Is Not The Message - The Message Is The Message.

Technology Is Run By Sex, Because It's Very Important To People, Both Technology And Sex.

The Vast Majority Of The World Knows There's No Reason To Circumcise. Someone Should Tell The Doctors.